Argh matey! It’s pirate’s life for me on the high seas! One day as Jeremy builds a sand castle on the beach, a pirate ship rows ashore in search of a place to bury the pirate’s treasure. Taken aboard as an honorary pirate, Jeremy learns the ropes of what it really means to be a smelly, swashbuckling pirate. The pirates just might learn how to play soccer too. How I Became a Pirate is on stage at Glen Echo through Oct. 22. Tickets are $19.50. my.adventuretheatre-mtc.org.